Dark City Director’s Cut, drunk live tweet

dark city drunk live tweet, rough draft

Oh yes this feels good. Back to doing these things the way they are the funniest. Drink firmly and fulfilovingly, in hand.

I have to right now thank everyone who reads these. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them, if that is in fact possible. #Overthinking #DarkCity

Why did he put on clothes BEFORE he saved the goldfish? #WaitingForAPunchline #DarkCity

Why did he put on clothes BEFORE he saved the goldfish? #WaitingForAPunchline #NoSeriously #DarkCity *

Who told Kiefer that he was good here? He’s acting like Igor. #NotKidding

You are probably terrified,  ignore that and listen to the gibberish I am spewing at you. -Kiefer Sutherland

You are probably terrified, indeed I am serious, ignore that and listen to the gibberish I am spewing at you. -Kiefer Sutherland #DarkCity

I woke up in a bath tub and someone has threatened to kill me. Screw your hotel tab.

Jennifer Connolly , Swanky old-school jazz nightclub. We painted her on bombers.

Smooth jazz and fine Kentucky bourbon=Jennifer Connolly singing Sway. #DarkCity

In this scene, Igor will be played by Brain. #Pinkysfriend #DarkCity

The hotel manager is an improvement. The rookie cop is annoying. #UnnecesaryShare #DarkCity

Blondes never rescue ME from nosy cops. #DarkCity

Dead boobs. #MorbidTweet

Cartoon crazy person. Why does it work?

They can do fingerprints? In this day and age?

Jennifer Connolly breaks my brain every time she’s on screen.

Ring conversation in the police station was way too obvious overshadowing.

Still better dialogue than than anything on TV.

Hooker with a sense of humor?

Gods what a body. #BoobTweet

Awkward little kid moment. followed by a neutered profanity.

That’s a pretty elaborate billboard for a place that doesn’t exist.

Is that the German officer from Inglourious Basterds?

When did I put in the Matrix? #DarkCity

Head sperm.

This movie possesses the best email handle ever. #InsideJoke #BestFriendReference #DarkCity

Is she a  movie-line speaking robot? #JenniferConnolly #DarkCity

Cheating whore-bot! #JenniferConnolly* #DarkCity

Amnesiac babbling.

I’m going to bitch about how hard my job is BEFORE I chase the person I think is a murderer. -William Hurt #DarkCity

Cabbies suck in every reality.

Creepy Kiefer is not fun.

@nerdist is a very wise man. #WTF #Rrandom thought #CryForAttention?

Kiefer has the worst hair for the character.

I think M. Night ripped this movie off. #NerdPuzzle

This is a level of crazy that should strike fear.

I do NOT like this scene. #Crazy

Is it intentional that William Hurt has a mark on his head in the same place where Sewell was bleeding? #DarkCity

The science in this movie is so great. The ape analogy is so prescient.(I’m not sure that tweet means anything.)

The men in black, are roaches right? Giant roaches. What if roaches had a spaceship, how would they treat us? #DarkCity

This is what Cobb saw in his nightmares in Inception. #DarkCity

It doesn’t line up but it makes sense. are our brains unique or are we the product of our experiences.?

Some human beings really are special. but they’re still human beings with the same problems everyone has. They’re not all dicks. -Wil Wheaton in my head

We’re still human beings with the same problems everyone has. We’re not all dicks. -Wil Wheaton, in my head #DarkCity*

Mr. Hand’s imprinting was an incredible scene. “I have John Murdock in mind.”=why film exists

Oh please don’t kill the cute hooker.

Mr. Hand is the same as Murdock. he was before the imprinting. he is the next level just like Murdock.

more out of place crazy. This time it’s exposition. And brutal, train-based suicide. Cool. #IAmA sociopath #OrAmerican

Hand wants to get a handy. #InappropriateTweet #DarkCity

I miss my friends. Stupid depressing movie. #DarkCity

I am going to sleep well tonight,” alien roaches with my memories in their head” are dancing through mine. Nope, no nightmares at all.

The roaches forgot they left an old man in an attic every night. #PlotDevice #DarkCity

Or did they? #HorrorMovieTeaserTrailer

Another dead Hooker. yeah, that’s what I said.

Accordion in the police car. I’ll say it again. Accordion. in. the. POLICE. CAR.

We are a gullible animal. Or maybe it’s just me.

Serious question,  how long have these people been here?

If it exists, this is what Hell looks like for me.

Why did he just give up the whole plot?

If this city is built on stolen memories, these people were abducted in the 20’s?

So what’s more real, reality or our perception of reality? #DarkCity

The truth is out there. Wait? what?

This narrative really falls apart in the third act. Too much exposition.

This movie is incredible in hi-def.

Mr. Hand is the first roach with a soul.

I want a sequel to Lost In Space. #DarkCity

Why did they break a hole in the wall? (Seriously, they picked up sledge hammers and ripped up the wall just because… why? What would seriously possess them to do that?)

Yep, please let me sleep, even in hell.

The overt theatrics of the finale ruined the earlier fear.

The brain dump was incredible. He still made the time to fix his eye.

In the end, the humans still win. Yea us. We are the best, whoo!

I honestly don’t remember any of this. The last five minutes of this are awful (hard to watch).

when did I put in Chronicle? #DarkCity

Rufus Sewell just played the best Clark Kent there.

I’m a god right? That’s what you just told me? I’m gonna go hang out on the beach all damn day. duh. #DarkCity

*Adapted for Twitter


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